Tee-Hee

Girls these days are funny, they drift around from male to male hoping to find that perfect someone who will make them feel that perfect self worth. I have never had this problem, even when I had trouble getting a date let alone a boyfriend I still thought I was the fucking shit. I looked down on those girls, desperately humping the leg of any “master” who would let them, I called them tee- hee girls. A tee-hee girl is someone who is so clearly stupid, and desperate that she will do whatever, say whatever and laugh at whatever to get attention. I once thought these creatures would be exclusive to high school, that once I left that place my life would be spared the terrible boredom that comes from listening/ witnessing a tee-hee girl. I was wrong. Even now 20 something women walk around the club looking for attention, the only differences is they are no longer figuratively humping the legs of men, they are actually doing so. But a tee-hee girl is so much more than that. After all I see nothing wrong in a single girl teasing a man by behaving in a sexually explicit manner. To me this behavior is only natural. No a tee-hee girl will not only dance with this boy but she will follow him around all night, this girl thinks that by humping his leg like the dirty whore she is she has now marked her territory and he should acknowledge and accept this. Alas you dumb broad, he does not give a fuck, and really nor should he. Grow a set girls! You do not follow a man! You let him follow you. If you are bored of dancing, then stop dancing and go find your posse, don't just continue dancing so that this neanderthal will continue to express interest in you! Have a little self respect, if you're like me my favorite is to abruptly stop, look at him and say “bored now,” then skip off on your way to find your ladies and with any luck another hottie to have your way with.