Sunday, July 24, 2011
Braaahk
I've said this before, dating is like a game that I have lost the rule book to. Both people are trying not to come off to strong. Now normally I would just cut the bull shit and tell him hey i'm interested in you and I really hope you don't become just another buddy, but then I think no this time I want him to pull out the balls and make the first move. Otherwise I might get in another whiny ball-less situation (ie. Razz.) Anyway I'm trying not to get too excited about this one particular guy so naturally made out with some random at the club last night, man I can be sucha whore. Who cares. Anyway despite my best efforts I still find myself thinking about this guy a lot which pisses me off because I am not that girl. I am not some tee hee girl who gets all blushy and bull crap. Ugh, hate.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
The Relationship Curse
Once a romance has ended friends and family like to chime in with all sorts of helpful advice and condolences. My past break ups have all had one particular condolence/concern in common: you were kind of out his league. Adam Salter and Rob Grant (Razz doesnt even get counted it was too short) after the heart ache of the break up subsided almost everyone I knew, and people I didn't know would come up to me and say " yea I could never figure out why you were with him, you're so much better looking." Now I'll admit Adam Salter I can see that being true, but I guess at the time infatuation blinded me, but Rob well that's one I dont get. To this day I still think him to be an attractive guy, but again I did spend over 2 years with the guy so I'm guessing there are some rose colored glasses involved where that is concerned.
Now the purpose of this entry is not to look at the past, but rather at the future. You see my issue is that as I've been "on the prow" I have been feeling very shallow. I am always thinking "is he good enough looking for me?" I don't want to date another guy where people think "she can do so much better." But here's the thing, why does it matter? Why should I care if someone I dont know thinks I can do better, the fact of the matter is I just want to find someone who makes me happy. The curse here today is not perfume (as i may have mentioned before as being the relationship curse gift) but it is the whole concept of being shallow. Be and let be.
Now the purpose of this entry is not to look at the past, but rather at the future. You see my issue is that as I've been "on the prow" I have been feeling very shallow. I am always thinking "is he good enough looking for me?" I don't want to date another guy where people think "she can do so much better." But here's the thing, why does it matter? Why should I care if someone I dont know thinks I can do better, the fact of the matter is I just want to find someone who makes me happy. The curse here today is not perfume (as i may have mentioned before as being the relationship curse gift) but it is the whole concept of being shallow. Be and let be.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Non-exhausted list of POF no-no's
So anyone that knows me knows i am on Plenty of fish (username: mosquitobite) and through my experiences i have formed a list of totally unsexy/red flags things that you come across on various profiles and messages on a regular basis. This list is by no means exhausted. (headlines are my biggest pet peeve about this thing - as you will see)
1) Headlines like "Apply within" or "Msg Me!" :
lame. Here's the thing boys this may be egotistically or incredibly old fashion or a combination of the two but the fact is I want a man who has the balls to see what he wants and ask for it - that is sexy.
2) Headlines like "needs love." :
Cause you know every girl reading that is going yes please sign me up for some of that! .... No she is saying okay dude is probably a class five clinger with issues.
3)Shirtless photos as your main picture:
Yes I understand you are ripped and good looking and that is lovely but the truth is when I see that my first thought is dude is probably a douche bag, after DAMN of course.
4) Msgs like "Hey, how's it going?" :
... really? after all the hard work i put into writing that stupid profile the most you can come up to say to me is "hey hows it going" this is and instant delete.
5) Copy and Paste messages that try to seem like you actually looked through my profile but its incredibly vague and lame so you clearly did not. :
nough said, see number 4
6)SUNGLASSES:
sunglasses are an ugly person's dream! A five can look like an 8 in sunglasses, no joke. The eyes define a face. Therefore if you have oddly shaped eyes or something going on there, simply slap on a pair of sunglasses and you are set and have instantly made yourself more attractive. Therefore sunglasses are a HUGE red flag that you are secretly ugly.
7)Initial contact msgs asking to meet up.:
Uhm excuse me, I do not know you, you could be a rapist. And not a very good one because you are not even bothering to come up with an alias or double life - thats just lazy. Lazy Rapist!
8) Headlines like "what is this about":
Its about meeting new people and possibly dating, it says right on the first page of the site ONLINE DATING SITE. this question is not deep it tells me you are clearly stupid and illiterate.
9) Pictures like this------------------------------------------------------>
Seriously pal? did you really think this would turn me on, you look like you're taking a dump.
10) Msgs like "you're gorgeous":
Yep I know, I do have a mirror, got anything else?
11) Headlines like "looking for something real":
Really? Well too bad because I am looking for a figment of my imagination! It's all real pals, even a hook up is real.
1) Headlines like "Apply within" or "Msg Me!" :
lame. Here's the thing boys this may be egotistically or incredibly old fashion or a combination of the two but the fact is I want a man who has the balls to see what he wants and ask for it - that is sexy.
2) Headlines like "needs love." :
Cause you know every girl reading that is going yes please sign me up for some of that! .... No she is saying okay dude is probably a class five clinger with issues.
3)Shirtless photos as your main picture:
Yes I understand you are ripped and good looking and that is lovely but the truth is when I see that my first thought is dude is probably a douche bag, after DAMN of course.
4) Msgs like "Hey, how's it going?" :
... really? after all the hard work i put into writing that stupid profile the most you can come up to say to me is "hey hows it going" this is and instant delete.
5) Copy and Paste messages that try to seem like you actually looked through my profile but its incredibly vague and lame so you clearly did not. :
nough said, see number 4
6)SUNGLASSES:
sunglasses are an ugly person's dream! A five can look like an 8 in sunglasses, no joke. The eyes define a face. Therefore if you have oddly shaped eyes or something going on there, simply slap on a pair of sunglasses and you are set and have instantly made yourself more attractive. Therefore sunglasses are a HUGE red flag that you are secretly ugly.
7)Initial contact msgs asking to meet up.:
Uhm excuse me, I do not know you, you could be a rapist. And not a very good one because you are not even bothering to come up with an alias or double life - thats just lazy. Lazy Rapist!
8) Headlines like "what is this about":
Its about meeting new people and possibly dating, it says right on the first page of the site ONLINE DATING SITE. this question is not deep it tells me you are clearly stupid and illiterate.
9) Pictures like this------------------------------------------------------>
Seriously pal? did you really think this would turn me on, you look like you're taking a dump.
10) Msgs like "you're gorgeous":
Yep I know, I do have a mirror, got anything else?
11) Headlines like "looking for something real":
Really? Well too bad because I am looking for a figment of my imagination! It's all real pals, even a hook up is real.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Sloppy Seconds, Better Thans, or Rebounds?
Women are tricky creatures. We can find various ways to look at one thing just based on how we are feeling that day, or what side of it we are on. For instance one girl may think of another: "Oh she just loves my sloppy seconds" while the other in the situation is thinking: "she wasn't good enough so they always come to me afterwards." The first girl may also have a friend who says "that girl is just a rebound chick, that's all she's good for" and really who's to say who's right. Personally I think girl number two needs to check herself and her motives before she latches onto another one of girl number one's exs but thats just me. And of course this is purely hypothetical.
As you may have guessed this may not be entirely hypothetical. I may have a ex stalker. An ex stalker is a girl who goes around dating (or sleeping with) one girl in particular's exes after they have broken up. Exhibit A: Adam Salter (Dated him shortly after me) Exhibit B: Robert Grant (was sleeping with him after we broke up) and Exhibit C: Sheraz Ansari (shortly after we break up she is seen around town not denying her intent.) Call me crazy but I'm a little creeped out. Girl obviously needs to examine why she is dating these guys. Is it truly because she likes them or maybe she likes me a little more than she cares to admit.
Whatever her reason may be I'm going with the girl just loves my sloppy seconds. We broke up for a reason and guess what he's still hung up on me, so enjoy :)
As you may have guessed this may not be entirely hypothetical. I may have a ex stalker. An ex stalker is a girl who goes around dating (or sleeping with) one girl in particular's exes after they have broken up. Exhibit A: Adam Salter (Dated him shortly after me) Exhibit B: Robert Grant (was sleeping with him after we broke up) and Exhibit C: Sheraz Ansari (shortly after we break up she is seen around town not denying her intent.) Call me crazy but I'm a little creeped out. Girl obviously needs to examine why she is dating these guys. Is it truly because she likes them or maybe she likes me a little more than she cares to admit.
Whatever her reason may be I'm going with the girl just loves my sloppy seconds. We broke up for a reason and guess what he's still hung up on me, so enjoy :)
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