What do I wear?

The question that haunts many a female's mind everyday ( multiple times a day) is: What am I going to wear? This is especially true when it is a known fact that said female will come in contact with a) attractive men or b) attractive women (this is so they can compete not to get in their lezzie pants.) My question today is, why? After all no matter how long we spend getting ready or finding the perfect outfit, no man who isn't right is gonna come up to you anyway. More over if some guy did come over to you based on what you're wearing he is probably either gay or a skeez (this is assuming you're dressed like a slush.) Secondly there are going to be girl better looking than you everywhere you go, it's exhausting and frustrating I know but what can you do. This brings me to my finally question, what does one wear to the fireworks downtown? Ugh