Saturday, July 9, 2011

Sloppy Seconds, Better Thans, or Rebounds?

Women are tricky creatures. We can find various ways to look at one thing just based on how we are feeling that day, or what side of it we are on. For instance one girl may think of another: "Oh she just loves my sloppy seconds" while the other in the situation is thinking: "she wasn't good enough so they always come to me afterwards." The first girl may also have a friend who says "that girl is just a rebound chick, that's all she's good for" and really who's to say who's right. Personally I think girl number two needs to check herself and her motives before she latches onto another one of girl number one's exs but thats just me. And of course this is purely hypothetical.

As you may have guessed this may not be entirely hypothetical. I may have a ex stalker. An ex stalker is a girl who goes around dating (or sleeping with) one girl in particular's exes after they have broken up. Exhibit A: Adam Salter (Dated him shortly after me) Exhibit B: Robert Grant (was sleeping with him after we broke up) and Exhibit C: Sheraz Ansari (shortly after we break up she is seen around town not denying her intent.) Call me crazy but I'm a little creeped out. Girl obviously needs to examine why she is dating these guys. Is it truly because she likes them or maybe she likes me a little more than she cares to admit.

Whatever her reason may be I'm going with the girl just loves my sloppy seconds. We broke up for a reason and guess what he's still hung up on me, so enjoy :)

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